Bass and Vocals At the age of 12, before the Jedi council, I asked master Yoda to end my Jedi training. Yoda replied “why for you want to end your training?” Using the force and a crystal from the planet Big-Bottom, I manifested a bass with a 900 watt head and a 4x10 cabinet of pure energy. Turning it up to 11, I laid down a bluesy-funk rhythm that impressed the council. Yoda said that the force was strong in my B-string. The council unanimously agreed that I was the one to restore balance to the force. I then became the apprentice of Master Bootsie Collins. Master Bootsie has been training me in the realm below middle C, where the ancient Jedi bass players will help guide my B-string to restore balance to the galactic marmalade... |
